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Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.21 15:07:00 -
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Low-sec pirate corporation currently seeking pirates for low-sec roams and ransoms and explosions.
"Who are the Meatshield Bastards?"
MEATSHIELD BASTARDS [QUORN]
The Meatshields are low-sec pirate corporation. We are part of The Bastards. alliance and work closely with our elder brother corporation, The Bastards. The Meatshields are an entry corporation for the alliance. All recruits for The Bastards go through the Meatshield experience first. Our ticker [QUORN] ironically refers to a mushroom based meat substitute.
QUORN specialise in the all the dirty jobs that no-one wants: flying frigates and tackling targets on low-sec gates; swarming in frigates and 'bum-rushing' into known traps to spring them; acting as bait and throwing themselves forward into danger and death time and time again.
It is a crap job and we have to do it.
We are multinational and active and operate almost exclusively in low-sec space. We work very closely with The Bastards Pirate Corporation with regular operations, shared forum, ransom-board and ventrilo server. Our short term plan was to be ready for Hulkageddon IV and have pilots in the top ten solo kills. We succeeded in this and enjoyed it so much, we continued to recruit.
"Why was Meatshield Bastards formed?" With the success and notoriety of being active participants in Hulkaggedon! The Bastards found that the appeal of this style of play was pulling in many more pilots than The Bastards could reasonably handle. Instead of turning down decent prospects who didn't quite meet the entry requirements or were too time-poor to make being a Bastard a viable profession, The Bastards decided to accommodate all these pilots' desire for yarr and tears by creating a new brother corporation which would become everyone's first experience of piracy, Bastard-style.
Search for The Bastards on the EVELopedia for our history.
Consequently, to broaden the appeal of low-sec piracy we have the following entry requirements:
1. Minimum 5 million skill points with an emphasis on PvP skills over mining/industry. 2. x2 solo kills (noob ships, pods, shuttles do not count) 3. Frigate IV (any race) 4. Destroyer IV 5. Experience of low-sec desirable 6. Must be bloodthirsty
"Meatshield Bastards, what do you do?" Anyone who finds that low-sec piracy Bastard-style is to their liking should consider placing an application. Meatshield [QUORN] concentrates mainly around small gang frigate / destroyer based gangs. Not much gate camping but more of the roaming style of play. You should be given free frigate or destroyers (fitted) and encouraged to get involved in piracy and ransoms almost immediately. More than likely you will be in mixed fleets with The Bastards and friends.
GÇ£Characteristics of a MeatshieldGÇ¥ Please read the recruitment FAQ here. GÇó You must be able to use ventrilo. If you are online and x up for a fleet you had better be on ventrilo otherwise you will be ignored. GÇó We recommend a minimum of 5 million skill points with an emphasis on PvP skills. GÇó You should be at least 18 years of age. GÇó Embrace low-sec and piracy. GÇó You must have a good sense of humour. If youGÇÖre the sensitive type then you are probably not suitable material for this corp. GÇó Be able to operate solo and show initiative with a willingness to lead out small fleets: after all, the frigates are supplied to you for free so why not?
Meatshields promotion plan: This is how you go from a Meatshield to a Bastard:
MEATs will be promoted to Bastards after 60 days provided four criteria are met. Details once your application is approved and being processed.
I lIke it! Where can I found out more?
1. Apply out of game via our nifty app: http://www.the-bastards.com/?page_id=79
2. Convo either TheHermit, Marco Drako, Max Ursa, Tim Kang, Deltsbeta, JManza, Ard Unjiigo or Flashfresh in-game for a chat.
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Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:54:00 -
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Daily Bump. |

Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.09.23 15:43:00 -
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Daily Bump - more pirates needed. Thank you.
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Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:58:00 -
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Bump |

Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.10.10 10:55:00 -
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Azriel Pazzuzu wrote:Sounds very interesting  Hope you get some killers  .
We are indeed. More need though!
Thanks for the bump
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Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.10.11 16:17:00 -
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Mal Archanian wrote:If I don't meet some of the requirements, should I just come back later, or are you guys not that strict about them? (I've only got 2mil sp, and I don't have the 2 solo kills. I do have some previous experience being a pirate that I've mostly forgotten though, lol).
Check your PM Mal.
Regards,
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Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.10.18 12:25:00 -
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Daily bump |

Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.11.02 17:12:00 -
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Bump |

Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.11.04 14:33:00 -
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Bump (and grind) |

Tim Kang
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Posted - 2011.12.08 12:06:00 -
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Still recruiting and if you want to see some of the madness we get up to, check out Flashfresh's blog latest posts. Pirate goodness since 2006.
TK |

Tim Kang
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Posted - 2012.03.15 16:55:00 -
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We have a load of new recruits and they are all going to be thrown into the firing line!
Many have signed up after an introductory roam where they enjoyed, first hand the joys of being shot on the gate by sentry guns as they tackle yet another ships. A few have also been cut due to unsuitabilty but that is life.
Come and sign up and see if you like being a pirate.
TK
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Tim Kang
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:54:00 -
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Excellent pilots so far. We're streamlining the process too so you get to die quicker for us.
Sign up.
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Tim Kang
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Posted - 2012.04.18 10:38:00 -
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Daily Bump. |
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